Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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