did you get engaged???
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
