ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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