Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize
