Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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