Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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