Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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