'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I am full of burrito and curiosity
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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