Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
