I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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