Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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