Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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