He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
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