hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I just want nice things and good sex
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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