Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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