): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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