I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Randomize
