They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
So here I am, sexting at work.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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