Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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