Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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