So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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