i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
and she was petting her beer can
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
