Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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