Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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