I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
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