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It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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