i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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