so that wasnt chicken after all
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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