my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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