Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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