Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Can Purell be used as lube?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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