well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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