Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Randomize