Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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