what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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