Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
