so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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