STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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