My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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