Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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