im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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