so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
jump out the window naked night went bad
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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