I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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