Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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