whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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