Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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