Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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