Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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