i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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