The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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