It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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