What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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