Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
Randomize
