We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
