My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
