we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
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