I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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