I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
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